Best T-shirts of the Summer
Posted by Randy | Labels: Humor | Posted On Thursday, June 9, 2011 at 1:27 PM
Like any vocation, there are professional publications for preachers, and occasionally they offer humor. Below is a list from one that I thought was a great way to begin the summer. Enjoy!
This was in the "Bob Levey's Washington" column in the Washington Post. Every year he compiles and prints the "Best T-shirts of the Summer", and I came across this list in a preaching resource I receive:
- (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won
- So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
- I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
- God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
- If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going
- At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All
- My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
- I Just Do What the Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do
- If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
- Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience with Princes, Seeks Frog
- No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman")
- (on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
- I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
- Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
- What if the Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About?
- I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
- Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich
- Liberal Arts Major...Will Think for Money
- Growing Old Is Inevitable; Growing Up Is Optional
- IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be
- Gravity. It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
- If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
- The Old Pro. Often Wrong -- Never in Doubt
- If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You
- Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
- In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.
- First Things First, but Not Necessarily in that Order.
