Best T-shirts of the Summer

Posted by Randy | Labels: | Posted On Thursday, June 9, 2011 at 1:27 PM

Like any vocation, there are professional publications for preachers, and occasionally they offer humor. Below is a list from one that I thought was a great way to begin the summer. Enjoy!

This was in the "Bob Levey's Washington" column in the Washington Post. Every year he compiles and prints the "Best T-shirts of the Summer", and I came across this list in a preaching resource I receive:

  • (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won 
  • So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me 
  • I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy 
  • God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends 
  • If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going 
  • At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All 
  • My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips 
  • I Just Do What the Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do 
  • If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them? 
  • Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience with Princes, Seeks Frog 
  • No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman") 
  • (on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off 
  • I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now 
  • Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping. 
  • What if the Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About? 
  • I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian 
  • Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich 
  • Liberal Arts Major...Will Think for Money 
  • Growing Old Is Inevitable; Growing Up Is Optional 
  • IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be 
  • Gravity. It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law. 
  • If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen 
  • The Old Pro. Often Wrong -- Never in Doubt 
  • If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You 
  • Old Age Comes at a Bad Time 
  • In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take. 
  • First Things First, but Not Necessarily in that Order.